Sex Medications

A woman is contemplating on why her sex life hasn’t been up to snuff lately. The next day she goes to the doctor, the doctor says,
“Give him one of these pills with dinner every night and your sex life will be back on top.”
That night the wife sneaks one of the pills into her husband’s dinner. The next morning she wakes up and says,
“That was the best sex ever! I wonder what would happen if I gave him two pills!?”
So the next night at dinner the woman sneaks two pills into her husband’s dinner, she wakes up the next morning and says,
“Oh my god! Can it get any better!?”
So that night the woman just empties the entire bottle into her husband’s dinner, the doctor calls next morning and the son picks up the phone, mistaking the boys small voice with his mother’s he asks,
“So how is everything working ma’am?”
The boy replies,
“Well mommies dead, sisters pregnant, my butt hurts, and daddies on the front porch naked yelling, here kitty kitty