One day, a man walks into a sex toy store and asks to see what dildos they sell there. He says that he's going on a business trip and he wants something to keep his wife busy with while he's gone. "Well, we have normal dildos, vibrating, black, or maybe something else" said the clerk. "Well, what's that something else?" said the man. "I call it Voodoo Dick" the clerk said, "watch this!" The clerk then pulled out a box with wierd markings on it and said "Voodoo Dick, doorknob!" All of a sudden the dildo jumped out of the box and started screwing the doorknob! "I'll take it!!" said the man and brought it home to his wife.

The man told his wife all the rules of Voodoo Dick before leaving for his trip. Over the next couple days the wife thought of some guys she wanted to hook up with, but then thought about Voodoo Dick. She took out the box and said, "Voodoo Dick, my pussy." The dildo then floated out of the b