Top 15 Euphemisms for Masturbation
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15. Lap-based web browsing
14.Gettin' some air nookie
13.Wrangling the invertebrate serpent
12.Polishing the skin flute
11.Jostling the elder
10.Shaking your fist at the ex-girlfriend
9.Releasing the hostages
8.Tickling your Elmo
7.Fixing the hubble
6.Putting the seminal luge team through their paces
5.Milking the snake
4.Beta-testing the hardware
3.Downloading from your own website
2.Evicting the testicular squatters
1.MISTSPCRLM (Manually Increasing the Surface Temperature of the Ship's Prmary Cannon by Repeated Linear Manipulation)
14.Gettin' some air nookie
13.Wrangling the invertebrate serpent
12.Polishing the skin flute
11.Jostling the elder
10.Shaking your fist at the ex-girlfriend
9.Releasing the hostages
8.Tickling your Elmo
7.Fixing the hubble
6.Putting the seminal luge team through their paces
5.Milking the snake
4.Beta-testing the hardware
3.Downloading from your own website
2.Evicting the testicular squatters
1.MISTSPCRLM (Manually Increasing the Surface Temperature of the Ship's Prmary Cannon by Repeated Linear Manipulation)
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Description: 15. Lap-based web browsing
14.Gettin' some air nookie
13.Wrangling the invertebrate serpent
12.Polishing the skin flute
11.Jostling the elder
10.Shaking your fist ... view all
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