One day this man was in a bar and had a few. The Bartender noticed that he had a long look on his face. And every time he would order a drink he said, "There's some things you just can't explain."

The bartender just had to ask so he inquired about the man's troubles. The man started on his story.

"I was out one day milking my cows. I brought Ole Bessy into the milking barn and started in on her. When I got about three-fourths a bucket she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. So I took a rope and tied that leg up. I started in on her and when I got about half way full she took her left leg and kicked over the damn bucket again. So, I took another rope and hobbled her left leg and went back to milking. Lo and behold, when I got about a third full that damn cow tipped over that damn bucket with her tail. Her tail of all things.

Well, I didn't have any more rope left. So, I took off my belt and tied it to the beam in the barn. Well, about that time my pant