When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts...


In high school, I dated a girl with big breasts, but there was no
passion..
So I decided I needed a passionate girl..


In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional..
Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time. So I decided I
needed a girl with some stability..

I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got excited
about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement..


I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed
from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She was
directionless.
So I decided to find a girl with some ambition..

After college, I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was so
ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned..


Now all I want is a girl with big breasts..