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Emo jokes

Q. How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. None. They would rather sit in the dark and cry.

Q. How do you get an emo kid out of a tree?
A. Cut the rope

Q. What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
A. Emo grass cuts itself.

Q. What do you call an emo kid laying in the road?
A. A speed bump

Q. How does an emo kid paint the ceiling black?
A. He dyes his hair and starts jumping up and down on the bed.

Q. How do you stop an emo kid from drowning?
A. Give him a tissue.
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Uploaded 05/20/2008
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