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Things You Don't Want to Hear During Sugery

1.Better save that, we'll need it for the autopsy.
2.Someone call the janitor, we're going to need a mop.
3.Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!
4.Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!
5.Wait a minute...if this is the spleen,then what's that?
6.Hand me that, uh, thingy.
7.Oops! Has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
8.Damn! There goes the lights again...
9.Ya know, there's big money in kidneys...hell, the guy's got 2 of 'em.
10.What do you mean you want a divorce?!
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