Babies Come From? Joke
One afternoon a little girl returned from school, and announced that her friend had told her where babies come from.
Amused and curious the mother replied, "Really sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?"
The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the Mommy and Daddy take off all of their clothes, and the Daddy's thing sort of stands up, and then Mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of just does stuff, and that's where babies come from!"
Her Mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her, eye to eye and said, "Oh, honey that's sweet, but that's not where babies come from, that's where jewellery comes from."
Amused and curious the mother replied, "Really sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?"
The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the Mommy and Daddy take off all of their clothes, and the Daddy's thing sort of stands up, and then Mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of just does stuff, and that's where babies come from!"
Her Mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her, eye to eye and said, "Oh, honey that's sweet, but that's not where babies come from, that's where jewellery comes from."
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