A young lady is living at home with her parents who are constantly telling her "You need to get married and move out already!" One weekend the young lady is gone and the parents begin the get worried. A few days later she returns home. Her mother notices she's wearing a beautiful dress and that there's rice in her hair and screams "OH MY GOD! YOU FINALLY GOT MARRIED!" The young lady responds "Married? What are you talking about? I just blew an asian dude who puked up rice in my hair"