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He Definitely Shit Himself

All right class today we are going to use the word definitely in a sentence, says the Teacher
Roberta, "Ugh the sky is definitely blue."
The Teacher replies, "Now Roberta sometimes its dark at night and the sky is black and grey when overcast so the sky is not definitely blue, Edward it's your turn."
"Umm the grass is definitely green."
"Now, now I’m sorry Edward sometimes the grass is dead and its brown, the grass isn’t definitely green."
Dirty johnny stands up in the back
"Yo teach is it all right if I ask a question first?"
She says, "Go-ahead son."
"When you break wind does it ever have lumps in it?"
She says, "Heavens no."
"Then I definitely shit my pants!"
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