Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air breathes Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris isin't awesome. Awesome is Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't look like jesus. Jesus looks like chuck norris

Chuck Norris doesn't have sex. Sex has Chuck norris

Chuck Norris doesn't watch porn. Porn watches chuck Norris