There's this man, who has a cock 20 inches long. And he never gets laid because no lady can take it that sky-high. He's desperate and the only way out is the Ookaburra witch. The man decides to seek help from the witch. Entering the dark cottage, a voice speaks: "I know why You are here... 3 miles east from here there is a swamp. In the middle of the swamp on a stone sits the largest frog on earth. If You get him to answer "no" to one of Your questions, Your cock will get 4 inches shorter."

Well, in the swamp they meet and after a little thought he asks: "Frog, will you marry me?" - "No"

The man goes behind a small tree and checks it out - wow! 4 inches shorter!

Well, surely enough he goes again and asks: "Frog, will you marry me?" - "No!"

He goes behind the tree again and looks: only 16 inches long. 12 inches would be just right...

Again, he asks: "Frog, will you marry me?" - "How many times do I