Q: What do you call a black man in a sports bar?

A: A drinker...duh

Q: What do you call a man with a large cock?

A: A farmer

Q: What's the difference between the President and the Vice-President?

A: A diploma

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?

A: She's a woman

Q: What's the most awkward part of the first date?

A: Getting the date to hold still while you tie them up.