Newfy vs.Jackie Chan
Joydawn
Published
05/26/2008
I didn't make up this joke. My friend's cousin did, or so he says.
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There was a bulding that was seperated down the middle by a Japanese folding paper wall. One side was Jackie Chan's school for karate. The other side was a bar. One day, Jackie Chan had a class for first time karate students, and he was kicking the crap out of them.
Then, a Chinese man, an American and a Newfy walked into the bar. They saw the shadows of Jackie beating up the kids on the other side of the wall and the CHinese man said "This is not right, I'm going to stop him." and goes behind the paper wall. 5 minutes later the Chinese man flies through the wall making a huge hole and falls to the ground unconcious. Jackie Chan steps through the wall and says "Karate Chop, from Japan" and goes back through the wall.
The American and the Newfy finish a few beer and the American, now drunk, looks at Jackie beating up the kids and stands shou8ting "I'm gonna put a stop to this!"
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There was a bulding that was seperated down the middle by a Japanese folding paper wall. One side was Jackie Chan's school for karate. The other side was a bar. One day, Jackie Chan had a class for first time karate students, and he was kicking the crap out of them.
Then, a Chinese man, an American and a Newfy walked into the bar. They saw the shadows of Jackie beating up the kids on the other side of the wall and the CHinese man said "This is not right, I'm going to stop him." and goes behind the paper wall. 5 minutes later the Chinese man flies through the wall making a huge hole and falls to the ground unconcious. Jackie Chan steps through the wall and says "Karate Chop, from Japan" and goes back through the wall.
The American and the Newfy finish a few beer and the American, now drunk, looks at Jackie beating up the kids and stands shou8ting "I'm gonna put a stop to this!"
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