Guy gets outta jail has $10 in his pocket and the clothes on his back. Couple years in the slammer makes for a really long time without sex. He decides to go get him some at the nearest whorehouse and asked the lady "what can I get for $10"? The lady gives him a slightly dirty look but smiles soon after and says "up the stairs 3rd door on the right" she takes the $10 and he makes his way to the room where he is shocked to see a beautiful woman naked on the bed waiting for him. He gets all excited and rips his clothes off, jumps on her and starts going to town. After he is done he goes back downstairs tells the lady "I think somethings wrong with the woman I was just with, mid way through sex her eyes got watery. She doesn’t look well at all." The lady smirks and yells "Hey Charlie, the dead ones full again".
JennyCrab420 Uploaded 05/28/2008