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Can you speak Lesbian?

What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.

What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke.

What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
Militia Etheridge.

Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A Lickalotapuss.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.

What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung.

Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

What do you call lesbian twins?

What's the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.
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