Birthday Present
ghoul_69
Published
05/29/2008
A farmer sent his 18 year old son to town and, as a birthday present, handed him a duck.
"See if you can get a girl in exchange for this," he said.
In town, the lad met a prostitute and said, "It's my birthday and all I've got is this duck. Would you be willing to..."
"Sure," she said. "I'm sentimental about birthdays. Besides, I've never owned a duck." Afterwards, she said, "For an 18 year old, you're quite a lay. If you do it again, I'll give you back your duck."
"Sure," said the boy. When he was through, the lad started on his way home. While he was crossing the main street the duck flew out of his hands and was hit by a passing beer truck. The driver felt sorry for the boy and gave him $2. When the lad returned home, his father asked, "Well, how did you make out?" His son replied, "Heck, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and two bucks for a fucked-up duck!"
"See if you can get a girl in exchange for this," he said.
In town, the lad met a prostitute and said, "It's my birthday and all I've got is this duck. Would you be willing to..."
"Sure," she said. "I'm sentimental about birthdays. Besides, I've never owned a duck." Afterwards, she said, "For an 18 year old, you're quite a lay. If you do it again, I'll give you back your duck."
"Sure," said the boy. When he was through, the lad started on his way home. While he was crossing the main street the duck flew out of his hands and was hit by a passing beer truck. The driver felt sorry for the boy and gave him $2. When the lad returned home, his father asked, "Well, how did you make out?" His son replied, "Heck, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and two bucks for a fucked-up duck!"
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