#5: 'They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.'

#4: 'This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to.'

#3: 'Whew!? Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!'

#2: 'Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?'

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: (Raising your head slowly) '... in Jesus' name, Amen'