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Traffic Stop

While I was driving down the A19 the other day, (little faster than I should have) I passed under a bridge only to see a cop the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk, asked:
"Runway too short?"
To which I replied, "I'm late for work".
To which he asked, "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher", I responded.
The cop was surprised and confused "And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
I said, " I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I get my other hand in, and then I slowly start to stretch until it's about six feet."
Then the cop asked cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six foot asshole?"
To which I politely replied," You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge....."
ghoul_69 Uploaded 06/01/2008
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