One day a blonde comes up to a man's door and asks him if he needs any help around the house. "could you paint the porch for me? All of the materials are in my garage." "I'll charge $50." so she goes to work, and the guy's wife says "does she know the porch goes around the entire house?" "I don't know." After 30 minutes, the blonde comes back, and tells the man she is done. "Wow, that was fast!" "yeah, I know. But that wasnt a porch. It was a Ferrari."