A woman walks into a DIY store and decides to purchase a door, so she carries it over to the till, the clerk on the till notices something is missing "...ahhhh the screws" he thinks, so he interupts her and asks "would you like a screw for that door?" , " nah but i'll suck yer dick for that toaster" she replies haha fort tht joke wer fer gud wa u think bowt it?