JAck wakes up suddenly one morning realising its his wifes birthday and that he hasn't got her a gift, so later on he asks his wife what would she like for a present? " you better get me something good for once or else, i want something fast, something that goes from 0-400 in 3 seconds, and i better get it quickly" so jack goes out searching for this gift. Later on jacks wife returns home and notices on the driveway a small wrapped package with "happy birthday dear, love jack" written on the side, she unraps the present......a pair of scales.

Jack has been missing for over a week now :D