A boy and his mother are in the video game section of their neighborhood media store. "Mom, I have been saving up and now have enough money for a video game system. Alot of my friends are playing Halo 3 for the XBOX 360 but I really like some games for the Playstation 3." The mom replies, "I know honey, why don't you get the WII?". The boy quickly blurts "Mom the whole point of playing video games is sitting on my ass eating food and staring at the screen. I think WII stands for - Working out Integrated Inside..."