An old guy I know came out of a store to find a young cop writing out a parking ticket. "Hey!" he said. "How's about a rookie asshole like you giving an old man like me a break?"

The cop just gave him a really hard look and kept writing.

"Hey! You fuckin Nazi! didn't you hear me?" At that the cop just angrily flipped over to a new ticket and kept writing.

The old guy really went off then, insulting the cop's mother, father's ancestry, and on and on. You had to hand it to the young cop though, he just kept his cool, though livid in the face, and just kept on writing more tickets.

Finally, the old man gave up and walked away. He came over to me and said "Some funny shit, ain't it."
"What? You just got a cop to give you two tickets! You know how much thats gonna cost you?"
"Fuck if I care. A guy had been following me around, cutting me off, flickin me off, and bein a jackass. I see him pull up to this store at a no park