There was a blonde driving in her car on a 70 mile-an-hour freeway going 90 miles-an-hour. Noticing a state trooper behind her with their lights on she pulls over.

The state trooper, also blonde, walks up to the car and asks her for her license. The blonde asks the blonde state trooper what it looks like. She tells her that its about the size of a credit card. The blonde starts fumbling through her purse. Eventually she pulls out a little mirror about the size of a credit card and hands it to the blonde trooper.

The blonde trooper looks at the mirror and hands it back to the blonde. he says "Well if i would have know you too were a state trooper, i wouldn't have pulled you over in the first place!"