Lie Detector

John was a salesman who sold any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife, Marsha, never understood why. One day John came home with a robot lie detector.
It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school.
'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?' asked John.
'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,' said Tommy.
The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy.
'Son,' said John, 'this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school.'
'We went to Bobby's house and watched a XXX movie.' said Tommy.
'When I was your age,' said John, 'I never lied to my parents.'
The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.
Marsha said, 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!'
With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out
Uploaded 06/04/2008
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