Two Rednecks, Jim and Dave, are sitting at their favorite
bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Dave and says, 'You
know, I'm tired of going through life without an
education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community
College and sign up for some classes.' Dave thinks
it's a good idea, and the two leave.
The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets Dean
of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes:
Math, English, history, and Logic.
Logic?' Jim says. 'What's that?'
The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you
own a weed eater?'
'Yeah.'
'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed
eater, I think that you would have a yard.'
'That's true, I do have a yard.'
'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you
have a yard, I think logically that you would
have a house.'
'Yes, I do have a house.'
'And because you have a house, I think that you might
logically have a family.'
'Yes, I have a family.'
'I'm not done yet. Because you