There was an old Jewish man living in an assisted living center. At 10 pm on a Saturday night there was a knock on his door. The man opened the door to find a gorgeous 22 year old blonde wearing nothing but a black see through negligee. He asked the girl "what can I do for you". The blond looked to him very seductively and said "I am here to offer you super sex". The man stood there for a minute and looked her up and down and said "I'll try the soup."