Ugly Shopper

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A very ugly woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids. The Wal-Mart greeter asks, "Are they twins?"

The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"

"No," replies the greeter. "I just can’t believe you got laid twice."
  • By: ebaum
  • Level: The One
  • Featured: 281 weeks ago
  • Added: 281 weeks ago
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  • Comments: 12
Description: A very ugly woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids. The Wal-Mart greeter asks, "Are they twins?" The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you thin... view all
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