Once upon a time their was a king and 3 guards escorting 3 prisoners out to the woods.

King the king led them to a tree stump next to an axe in the middle of the woods.

The king say:"If you bring me 10 of the same fruits from the royal forest i will grant you freedom"

The three prisoners set off to find the fruits.

The first prisoner came back with 10 apples.

The king said:"before i set you free you must insert each cherry inside your butt with out any emotional expression across your face otherwise i will kill you.

The prisoner got to 6 apples and began to cry and the guards beheaded him.

The second prisoner came with 10 cherries seeing what happen to the last prisoner he knew what he must do, so the prisoner got all the way to 9 CHERRIES and laughed and he was beheaded.

Up in heaven the first prisoner said to the second:"why did you laugh you we're so close"

The second prisoner said:"because i seen the last guy with 10 pineappl