The most inappropriate, racist jokes you'll ever hear

1.) What's the difference between a Jew and a loaf of bread?

A loaf of bread doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

2.) What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls, or a truck full of babies?

The babies, since you can use a pitchfork.

3.) What's the worst thing about a bus full of black kids going off a cliff?

An empty seat.

4.) What's the difference between a priest and zits?

Zits don't come on your face until you're 13.

5.) What are the three steps to solving your wife's complaining?

Left hook, Right hook, Uppercut.