70 year old woman was single her whole life and decided she wanted to get married to see how it was knowing she didn't have too much longer to live. She decided to put an add in the paper and she wasn't going to be too picky knowing she wasn't very attractive anymore. Her add stated she was seeking a guy in his 70s and all she wanted was a guy who wouldn't beat her, wouldn't run around on her, and was good in bed.

2 days later there is a ring at the doorbell and the lady answers the door to a full grey haired gentleman who was quite handsome she thought for his age but he was in a wheel chair with no arms and no legs. The lady said "Are you serious? You think I'm going to go for you? How could u possibly answer my add? You don't even have any legs!!!!" the gentleman said "Therefore I cannot run around on you" The lady snickered and said "But you don't even have any arms!" The gentleman said "Therefore I cannot beat you".. The lady chuckled and