an overly obease woman has a baby. she decides to breast feed because she heard it was more healthy for her child.
the first day she tried, it went terribly wrong. the woman slowly lowers the baby..."What the HELL!??" screams the baby, "Lose some weight so your nipples aren't as big as my whole face!"
the woman drops the baby and heads directly to the phone. she calls the local child therapist.
Aman answers the phone, "Can i help you?"
"Yes, sir, I have a bit of a... baby problem."
"I'll help to my greatest extent."
The next day the lady walks into a doctor's office with her baby. She sits and waits for a doctor. The therapist she had spoke to over the phone finally called her in to treat the baby.
"So what can I do you for?"
"my baby won't seem to allow me to breast feed him..."
"Well the problem is obvious... your nipples are bigger than the poor thing's face!!"