President George W. Bush walks into a public library and says loudly, "I would like a pack of fries, a burger, and a Happy Meal!"

The librarian responds, "Sir, I am sorry, but this is a library."

The president blushes with embarrassment and says softly, "Oh my God. I am so sorry."

Then, he repeats in a soft whisper: "I would like a pack of fries, a burger, and a Happy Meal."