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Bush's Clock

A guy arrives at the gates of heaven and sees clocks hung everywhere along the fence. He asks Saint Peter what all the clocks are for. Saint Peter tells him that they count all the lies of every person on earth. Saint Peter Points one out and says
" That is Mother Theresa's clock the hands have never moved."
Then he points to another and says
" That is the clock of Abraham Lincoln, the hands have only moved twice."
the guys asks where Geoge W. Bush's clock is. Saint Peter Laughs and says
" Jesus keeps that one in his office. He is using it as a ceiling fan."
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