Hiding in the Room

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already
The little boy says, 'Dark in here.
The man says, 'Yes, it is.
Boy: 'I have a baseball.
Man: 'That's nice
Boy: 'Want to buy it?
Man: 'No, thanks.
Boy: 'My Dad's outside.
Man: 'OK, how much?
Boy: '$250
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together
Boy: 'Dark in here.
Man: 'Yes, it is.
Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?
Boy: '$750
Man: 'Sold.'
A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.'
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'
The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
Boy: '$1,000
The Dad sa
Uploaded 06/10/2008
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