3 Vampires

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3 vampires walk into a bar.

The 1st one sits and orders a glass of hot blood, the 2nd sits and orders a glass of cold blood.

When the 3rd one sits down she orders a glass of hot water.

The bartender questions why the vampire would order hot water instead of blood. She reaches down and pulls out a tampon and says, "I want tea."
  • By: lucky7007
  • Level: Hobo
  • Featured: 218 weeks ago
  • Added: 218 weeks ago
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Description: 3 vampires walk into a bar. The 1st one sits and orders a glass of hot blood, the 2nd sits and orders a glass of cold blood. When the 3rd one sits down she orders a... view all
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