Hitler walks into a bar. He says, "Bartender. give me a beer." The bartender gave him a beer looking at him funny and asks, "Hey are you Adolf Hitler?"
Hitler: Yeah
.Bartender: I thought you were dead.
Hitler: No I just did that so people would think I am dead and so I could be alive to start World War 3.
Bartender: What are you going to do to start that?
Hitler: I'M going to kill a million jews and two clowns.Bartender: Why two clowns?
Hitler: SEE NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE JEWS!!!