Superior Culture
A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbuck's
cafe one day discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, 'Well, we Greeks
built the Parthenon,' arching his eyebrows. The Irishman
then replies, 'Well... it was the Irish that discovered the
Summer and Winter Solstices.' The Greek retorts,
'We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.
' The Irishman, nodding in agreement, says, 'Irish were
the ones who built the first timepieces and calendars.'
And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks
will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says,
'The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!' The
Irishman replies, 'Indeed, that is true, but it was we Irish
who introduced it to women.'