Santa's Finger

A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says "I bet I know what you want for
Christmas," and with his finger he taps the boys nose with every letter he
spells "T-O-Y-S".
The little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have enough toys."
Santa replies once again tapping the boys nose with every letter,
"C-A-N-D-Y."
Again the little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have all kinds of
candy."
"Well what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks.

The little boy replies, tapping Santa on the nose,
"P-U-S-S-Y, and don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on
your finger!"