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Funny one-liners

"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't."
James Scott McEwan
"Never date a tennis player; to them love means nothing."
Anonymous
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
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