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Q. What's blue and fucks old ladies?
A. Hypothermia.

Q. Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
A. Because he doesn't know he's black.

Q. How do you get a leper out of a bath?
A. With a sieve.

Q. Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
A. Because he has holes in his hands.

Q. What's the hardest part of a vegetable?
A. The wheelchair.

Q. What 30 ft long and stinks of piss?
A. A conga line in an old folks home.

Q. Why did the girl fall off the swing?
A. Because she had no arms.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. Watching your mother-in-law drive your new car off a cliff.

Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Screaming your own name during an orgasm.

Q. What do you call an Indian lesbian?
A. Minjeeta.

Q. What did one lesbian vampire say to the next?
A. See you next month.

Q. What's worse than 5 babies nailed to a post?
A. 1 baby nailed to 5 posts.
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