The pickle the penis and the cucumber
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There was a
cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their
lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat,
and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at
him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and
juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a
jar." The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough?
When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head,
stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I
throw up and pass out!
cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their
lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat,
and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at
him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and
juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a
jar." The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough?
When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head,
stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I
throw up and pass out!
- By: jyohnyb
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- Added: 206 weeks ago
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