Billy and his parents are having family over for dinner. Billy walks into the kitchen and hears that his parents are fighting.his dad yells you bitch and his mom yells you bastard billy asks whats a bitch and whats a bastard. his dad says " well billy a bitch is a woman and a bastard is a man. then billy goes outside and sees that his neighbors are fighting and on yells put your penis in my vagina.

billy goes to his parents and asks "whats a penis and whats a vagina?" his dad says "well son, a penis is a coat and a hat is a vagina is a hat. then he sees his dad shaving and he cutts himself and his dad yells "AAAHH SHIT!!!" billy says "whats a shit?" and his dad says "a shit is to shave son"

then he sees his mom cutting the turkey and she cuts herself and yells "OOOH FUCK" and billy says whats a fuck and his mom says " a fuck is to cut"

then he hears the door bel ring and he answers the door and says "g