A Duck Hunter's Misfortune


A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he
decided to take a leak.... He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun.
Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged... shooting
him in the genitals.


Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached by his
doctor. "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is
that you are going to be ok, the damage was local to your groin, there was
very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the buck shot.
The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive damage done to your
Johnson. I'm going to have to refer you to my brother."


"Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad," the man replied "is your
brother a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly." answered the doctor. "He's a flute player in the loc