This is just so funny. For many reasons to me. I know we have all
been there, and it is always a surprise. Oh Jim....... "Keep Walkin!"
I went grocery shopping this weekend, which in hindsight may not have
been very wise.

You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive
quantity of my patented 'You're definitely going to shit yourself'
chili.

Tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of being painful, which comes with
a written guarantee
from me that if you eat the next day both of your ass cheeks WILL fall
off.

Here's the thing. I had awakened that morning, and even after two
cups of coffee (and all of you know what I mean) nothing happened.
No 'Watson's Movement 2'. Despite habanera peppers swimming their
way through my intestinal tract, I appeared to be unable to create the usual
morning symphony referred to by my next door neighbors as thunder and
lightning.

Knowing that a time of reckoning had to come, yet not sure of