President Bush and the Call Girl
i_know_jack
Published
06/20/2008
ONE DAY MR. BUSH WAS LOOKING FOR A CALL GIRL.
IN A LOUNGE, THERE WAS A BLONDE, A BRUNETTE, AND A RED HEAD .TO THE BLONDE; HE SAID "I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES,HOW MUCH WOULD IT COST TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH YOU?"SHE REPLIED, "$200.00".TO THE BRUNETTE HE ASKED THE SAME QUESTION.HER REPLY "$IOO.00".SAME QUESTION FOR THE RED HEAD. HER REPLY WAS;"MR. PRESIDENT IF YOU CAN GET MY SKIRT UP AS HIGH AS MY TAXES, MY PANTIES AS LOW AS MY WAGES, GET THAT THING OF YOURS AS HARD AS THE TIMES, AND KEEP IT RISING LIKE THE GAS PRICES, KEEP ME WARMER THAN IT IS IN MY APARTMENT, AND SCREW ME THE WAY YOU DO THE PUBLIC, BELIEVE ME, MR. PRESIDENT, IT ISN'T GOING TO COST YOU A DAMN CENT!
IN A LOUNGE, THERE WAS A BLONDE, A BRUNETTE, AND A RED HEAD .TO THE BLONDE; HE SAID "I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES,HOW MUCH WOULD IT COST TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH YOU?"SHE REPLIED, "$200.00".TO THE BRUNETTE HE ASKED THE SAME QUESTION.HER REPLY "$IOO.00".SAME QUESTION FOR THE RED HEAD. HER REPLY WAS;"MR. PRESIDENT IF YOU CAN GET MY SKIRT UP AS HIGH AS MY TAXES, MY PANTIES AS LOW AS MY WAGES, GET THAT THING OF YOURS AS HARD AS THE TIMES, AND KEEP IT RISING LIKE THE GAS PRICES, KEEP ME WARMER THAN IT IS IN MY APARTMENT, AND SCREW ME THE WAY YOU DO THE PUBLIC, BELIEVE ME, MR. PRESIDENT, IT ISN'T GOING TO COST YOU A DAMN CENT!
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