So there is a guy sitting on his on his patio while driking a can of beer. So his wife says lets go on a picnic. So they take a big basket and stuff it with things like turkey, chicken, fries, subs and sandwiches and lots of beer. So when they get to the camp site he realizes he forgot the bottle opener so he gets in his pickup and drives home. But before so she swore not to eat any food. After two hours he is still not back but she don't eat the food. Late the next night she eats it all and head lights come on and the guy said I knew you would eat the food