Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.

Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing, they haven't met

Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
A. More leg-room!

Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob?
A. Because everyone gets a turn.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets!

Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?
A. She has a tampon tucked behind her ear and she can't find her pencil

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.

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