one day little johnny was in the kitchen watching his mom cook a turkey when she suddenly burned herself ah FUCK she said

mommy what does fuck mean

it means im cooking

ok mommy im going to see what daddy is doing

little johnny goes into the bathroom to find his dad shaving, but when johnny opens the door it startled his dad and he cuts himself

ahh SHIT sayes his dad

daddy what does shit mean

it means im shaving buddy

as johnny is going back downstairs he hears the doorbell ring " I GOT IT I GOT IT" he yells. when he answers the door the jahovas witnesses are standing there

the first one says to johnny
" do you know where your parents are"?

yes my dad is up stairs shitting himself and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey.